7. The last few months

Before we begin, let me firstly apologise for not posting on this blog in over four months. To be brutally honest, I write for a living and often can’t be arsed doing it for free. Anyway, you’ve undoubtedly been wondering what’s been going on in my life (you’re only human), and I’ve been unfairly lazy. How do…

6. Namibia: Part 2

At the end of Namibia: Part 1, I left you on the edge of your seat. That’s just a fact. Our attractive, resilient and, above all, humble protagonist was tip-toeing around cow brains in Namibia’s sprawling Katatura Township, two days into a week-long African adventure with no clothes, no money and – let’s be honest…